In My Defense
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en-us2007-01-09T16:07:21-08:00Apple High Holy Days
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I'm excited about MacWorld, too, but maybe live updates of the keynote every twenty seconds is a bit much. 9:15 am smooth and successful, history making made os x for intel 9:15 am thank you welcome year ago up here...Chris2007-01-09T16:07:21-08:00I provide racial harmony for the Earth
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As the author of one of my new favorite web comics said, DO NOT JUDGE A PIXEL BY ITS COLOR SUCH JUDGEMENTS ARE WHAT LEAD TO RACIAL TENSIONS IT DOES NOT MATTER WHETHER YOU BE BLACK OR WHITE OR RED...Chris2006-10-05T16:21:43-08:00A tale for Jessica's birthday
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CSI: Log-Walloping Division Even before getting to the crime scene, Caine knew how it had gone down. Specifically, he knew what the murder weapon had been - without even seeing the victim. He could feel it in his guts. God...yetisChris2006-09-25T10:37:46-08:00Black Dahlia
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From what I've read about this notorious crime, there's not very much to hang a story on anyway. Even the James Ellroy novel centers not on the victim so much as the two L.A. beat cops who obsess on the...reviewsChris2006-09-22T16:07:55-08:00Free Mumia with Regular Purchase of $5 or More
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TBOGG says something today which has roused me to my keyboard to say AMEN. There's a protest march in NY today to coincide with a visit by the President, and TBOGG has politely yet firmly asked all those other causes...Chris2006-09-19T11:02:34-08:00The internets provide joy that removes bitterness
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Let me wipe away the memory of last night's contempt with some internetual joy: Ami showed me this wonderment: PICASSOHEAD! Now I, too, am a master. Note: maybe take a screenshot of your painting when you are done, as when...Chris2006-09-15T09:55:22-08:00Late night contempt edition
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What a proud day for our country; Dear Leader is doing his best to overturn the substance of the Geneva Convention, which for years has represented a last thin thread of civilized conduct amidst the horrors of war. Despite the...Chris2006-09-14T19:41:03-08:00More thoughts around the eyebrows
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I think the men in particular have to be very careful with the eyebrows. I am not saying no grooming should be done but much caution is required when you let the women at them. A certain demon barber of...Chris2006-09-14T14:48:00-08:00A question for the ladies about the eyebrows
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Assuming that your eyebrows not being there is an accident of grooming, would you not then endeavor as a part of your morning ritual to draw them back in place somewhere very close to where they were originally? Of course,...Chris2006-09-13T13:08:53-08:00"Shut up," he explained.
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Fantastic. From Sadly, No! - Matt Lauer: And yet you admitted that there were these CIA secret facilities. OK? President Bush: So what? Why is that not within the law? Matt Lauer: The head of Amnesty International says secret sites...Chris2006-09-12T14:04:33-08:00The Unloving Camera
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There was another Camera Incident this weekend. And by incident I mean, someone took my picture, and I saw it. Now, look - I don't want to turn into one of these "I don't like to have my picture taken"...Chris2006-09-11T17:34:26-08:00Pre Hysteria?
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I hope the liberal world, in which I include myself, isn't getting pulled into a vortex of pre-hysteria on ABC's "9/11" miniseries; it definitely SOUNDS like something deserving of a loud cry of foul, but who knows - this could...Chris2006-09-08T12:56:19-08:00Quote of the Day - hell, Quote of the DECADE
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From CNN. ...At a watermelon festival in Chickamauga, in the mountains of northwest Georgia, substitute teacher Clydeen Tomanio said she remains committed to the party she's called home for 43 years. "There are some people, and I'm one of them,...Chris2006-09-07T08:06:52-08:00Though the truck be small, it still shall not be had
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Sometimes the truck I won't have with something is not really a big rig - but more of a Ford flatbed. But these must be dealt with as well. I will not have a flatbed's worth of truck with: Magazines...truckChris2006-09-01T15:36:35-08:00Confidential to FattyFat
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